Where bad choices make good stories
They picked up the Pietà model on sale for Granny.I was coming back from vacation in Virginia a couple of years ago and passed by a mobile home with a funeral parlor's awning in the front yard, and a fresh-dug grave beneath it. "Damn," I said to my GF, "they're buryin' Granny in the front yard. Hope the dogs don't go and dig her up afterwards."
Nothing like thinking ahead!