Where bad choices make good stories
Not quite as hot as the shit I just took but almost.
I love how she trained her mustache to grow all the way around her mouth.
Isn't that Charles Barkley?
Schultz would hit it!!!
She is a he.
Yeah, I didn't look that closely.
I wouldn't fuck that with your dick.
Been sucking a golf ball through a tail pipe for practice.
Huffing diesel fumes again, huh?