A good while back now, I had just gotten my vasectomy and just got back home to be waited on and catered to by wife and mom in law. Laying on the couch waiting on homemade cookies, I heard a thump and turned to see my 1 year old son airborne at the top of the stairs behind me. Jumped up and caught him just before he hit the floor. Thought I WAS GONNA DIE. Heathen kid giggled, wife grabbed him from my outstretched arms. Took me a couple minutes to get back on the couch.
Agreed. Most of the 40-under crowd just don't get it. Call'em Karens or whatever, these little girls just don't get it every time they try to clip their man's balls off.
Slight modification of nursery rhyme that's popular in my household: Rock-a-bye baby In the tree tops, When the wind blows, The cradle will rock. When the bow breaks, The cradle will fall, And Daddy will catch you, cradle and all.
Real life superheroes.
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ReplyDeleteOnce again. Good job Dad!
ReplyDeleteA good while back now, I had just gotten my vasectomy and just got back home to be waited on and catered to by wife and mom in law. Laying on the couch waiting on homemade cookies, I heard a thump and turned to see my 1 year old son airborne at the top of the stairs behind me.
ReplyDeleteJumped up and caught him just before he hit the floor. Thought I WAS GONNA DIE.
Heathen kid giggled, wife grabbed him from my outstretched arms. Took me a couple minutes to get back on the couch.
I can see why you got the vasectomy.
DeleteKids need to get hurt, some of them deserve it. could not care less.
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ReplyDeleteAgreed. Most of the 40-under crowd just don't get it. Call'em Karens or whatever, these little girls just don't get it every time they try to clip their man's balls off.
DeleteSlight modification of nursery rhyme that's popular in my household:
ReplyDeleteRock-a-bye baby
In the tree tops,
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock.
When the bow breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And Daddy will catch you,
cradle and all.
DAD's being DADS. I still remember drowning because of a undertow pulling me out & under....seeing my dads hand coming through the water to get me.
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