I haven't had a beer in 3 days. It must be the influence of the pretty lady that I had a lunch date with this weekend, because I haven't even had a desire for one since then. Women, I swear.
Ah yes, women! Aren't they just the most awesome thing that will ever drive you crazy? Your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. It's a mystery to me but I don't care... love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!!! Especially the one who could tolerate me for the past 34 years...
Women can make you swear. So can't men. Just be careful with this new woman...if you start getting a desire to watch the Sound of Music and eat fondue get help fast.
Deb, I wouldn't eat fondue or listen to that sissy shit for the last woman on earth. At least I wouldn't go public with it. Especially as I ain't drinking at the moment.
godspeed my friend! as the saying we have at my job women..cant live with them..cant beat the shit out of them either (not that i condone hitting women)
Ah yes, women! Aren't they just the most awesome thing that will ever drive you crazy? Your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. It's a mystery to me but I don't care... love 'em, love 'em, love 'em!!! Especially the one who could tolerate me for the past 34 years...
ReplyDeleteWomen can make you swear. So can't men. Just be careful with this new woman...if you start getting a desire to watch the Sound of Music and eat fondue get help fast.
ReplyDeletelol a woman got u to quit drinkin ad my old ladys the reason i started
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Is this the truck stop lunch lady who invited you a while back? Tell us more!
ReplyDeleteNot that she serves lunch at a truck stop, which is ok too. I meant, the lady who invited you to lunch at a truck stop.
ReplyDeleteStop talking Lula.
Now that goes against everything I believe in! Snap out of, boy!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteDammit, I SAID SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH ME!!!!
ReplyDeleteNOT RIGHT, WRONG.....
Deb, I wouldn't eat fondue or listen to that sissy shit for the last woman on earth.
ReplyDeleteAt least I wouldn't go public with it. Especially as I ain't drinking at the moment.
AC, I was dry for over 20 years until my ex starting getting crazy on me. I know what you mean.
ReplyDeletegodspeed my friend! as the saying we have at my job women..cant live with them..cant beat the shit out of them either (not that i condone hitting women)
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