You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember:
You've been listening to your ipod.
I've done this before. I just look at the person next to me and say quite loud "just look at me, everyone else will think I did it". Then I smile really big!!!
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