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Monday, September 28, 2009

This is an outrage!!!!!!!

I just heard on Redeye that the fucking Dummycrats are considering passing a bill that outlaws Ultra-Plush Toilet paper because it requires older timber to make.
Oh, hell NO!!!!!!!
I have a delicate heinie, ya know. I need my Ultra-Plush Charmin.
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8 comments:

  1. badgirl33September 28, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    pussy :P

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  2. Tattoo JimSeptember 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    No shit Wirecutter! As you get older, some parts don't toughen up like you'd think... my posterior being one of them... 2 ply soft, thank you!

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  3. YOLOSeptember 28, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    squeezers!!

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  4. DebSeptember 28, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    TJ and Wirecutter use toilet paper? Get out! I find that very hard to believe.

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  5. Sir RichardSeptember 28, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    I have a delicate heinie, ya know.˙˙˙˙ʍou op ı...and DAMN! That ain't a pretty sight...

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  6. WillSeptember 28, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    The only thing i'll say 'bout my ass is this..."IT IS A ONE WAY STREET"!
    But... I do like the thick and soft t.p.

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  7. FletchSeptember 28, 2009 at 8:11 PM

    FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS! :)

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  8. The Angry PatriotSeptember 28, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    Guess we'll have to wipe our asses on the fuckin' democraps now. They're all soft and mushy.....

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