Knuckledraggin My Life Away : This is an outrage!!!!!!!

Monday, September 28, 2009

This is an outrage!!!!!!!

I just heard on Redeye that the fucking Dummycrats are considering passing a bill that outlaws Ultra-Plush Toilet paper because it requires older timber to make.
Oh, hell NO!!!!!!!
I have a delicate heinie, ya know. I need my Ultra-Plush Charmin.

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops