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Friday, October 11, 2024
The last thing you'd expect to see on your commute home
A dog is now safe at home with its owner after miraculously surviving a fall off a highway overpass and onto a moving car earlier this week.
The incident happened on Thursday in the Seattle area on Interstate 5 during rush hour traffic.
"I know, we'll use the world's oldest trick! That''ll work!"
Three people in Ohio are accused of faking the suicide of a registered sex offender by claiming to have seen him fall into a lake in a fiasco that tied up resources from multiple law enforcement agencies and required the use of three dive teams in the bogus search.
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You might want to stay off your phone in Cheatham County, at least for the next few weeks
CHEATHAM COUNTY, Tenn. (WKRN) — Allegedly inattentive drivers have smashed two Cheatham County squad cars in the span of just 24 hours.
Nobody was killed, but deputies have wondered what it would to take to make people take the issue of distracted driving seriously. Authorities with the Cheatham County Sheriff’s Office shared multiple pictures and body camera footage with News 2 showing the two separate incidents.
See? Everybody hates lawyers!
GLASGOW, Ky. (WBKO) – A Glasgow man has pleaded guilty to multiple charges after assaulting staff members at a law firm.
Raymon D. Ingram, 59, was arrested on June 13, shortly before noon, after allegedly entering Rogers & Driver Attorneys at Law and attacking several people.
Pepper the Parrot - "Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuuuukyou!!!"
Rochester, N.Y. (WHAM) — A recent Facebook post from the Niagara SPCAabout Pepper, an Amazon parrot, is garnering thousands of views, likes and shares as the Niagara Falls shelter seeks to find him a new home.
Sounds to me like she really needed those nerve pills
A Pennsylvania woman slashed her boyfriend’s throat and cut his hands after he refused to give her Klonopin pills, according to police.
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Meat's meat, Pilgrim
Authorities in Kentucky say they are investigating after a worker discovered parts of a woman’s body behind a home earlier this week.
Kentucky State Police said they were called to the home by a man who said he was doing work at the property on Wednesday afternoon.
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POW MIA Secrets Exposed
After the war in Vietnam ended, the American public was told that all of our POWs had been returned and accounted for. But we know that was not the case. The Defense Intelligence Agency, and others in government had over the years in fact received “more than 1,600 first-hand sightings of live American prisoners and nearly 14,000 second-hand reports, with witnesses “interrogated by CIA or Pentagon intelligence agents were deemed credible".
‘Chaos’ – MA Gov. Healey Inks ‘Emergency’ Enactment of New Gun Law
When Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signed an emergency enactment of the state’s new gun control law, she was trying to head off a petition drive that would have derailed the new restrictions at least until 2026, according to a report at Mass.live.
New Biden-Harris Medicare Pan Could Cost Taxpayers $20 Billion in Election-Year Giveaway, CBO Warns
In an election-year stunner, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) is warning the Biden-Harris administration’s new Medicare prescription drug plan could cost taxpayers more than $20 billion over three years.
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Devils Prey On Angels
The government, especially the federal government, is a bully. Their bluff and bluster is an illusion that only works on the peaceful and law-abiding, who are inclined to do the reasonable thing and would do so in the absence of any government at all. This while they cozy up to the law breakers, the cheaters, the pedophiles and scammers. It isn’t hard to see that they are on the side of criminals, having much more in common with them than the peaceful, patriotic citizens they govern.
Vowing New Way Forward, Harris Says She Wouldn't Have Done Anything Different Than Joe Biden
Vice President Kamala Harris continued her October media blitz on Tuesday, sitting down for a friendly chat with the ladies of The View. CNN media expert Brian Stelter predicted the female co-hosts would ask "sharp questions." They did not, obviously, but the softball nature of the interview did not stop Harris from providing a flawless soundbite for a future Donald Trump campaign ad.
Commentary: Modern Society Needs Its Renaissance Men (and Women) More Than Ever
The songwriter, actor, country/western singer, musician, U.S. Army veteran, helicopter pilot, accomplished rugby player and boxer, Rhodes scholar, Pomona College and University of Oxford degreed, and summa cum laude literature graduate, Kris Kristofferson, recently died at 88.
Americans may have known him best for writing smash hits like “Me and Bobby McGee” and “For the Good Times,” his wide-ranging, star-acting roles in A Star is Born and Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, his numerous solo albums, especially with then-spouse and singer Rita Coolidge, and the country group super-quartet he formed with Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, and Willie Nelson.
In other words, Kristofferson was a rare Renaissance man who could do it all in an age of increasingly narrow specialization and expertise.
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Worthless Fact of the Day: Kris Kristofferson's ex-wife Rita Coolidge was born here in Lafayette TN.
The real one would've worked just as well
A doctor in England admitted to devising an elaborate plan to disguise himself so he could poison his mother’s partner with a fake COVID-19 booster shot, according to officials.
Northumbria Police said 53-year-old Thomas Kwan sent fake medical letters to the man, who’s in his 70s, claiming he was due to have an injection and arranged to visit him at his home on January 22.
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The real booster actually would've been better. The death would've been written off as a heart attack, nothing to see here, with no poison found in the bloodstream at the autopsy.
Fucking amateur.
Hey, gotta train like you fight, right?
A firefighter training video with a simulated rescue reportedly featuring a man with a plunger protruding from his backside didn’t violate department protocols, an investigation has concluded.
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