I too was on my way for more beer, all those years ago (1983), when I was picked up for DUI, wreckless operation and trespassing on gov't property. MP's got me at the Langley AFB, Hampton, VA, front gate. Seems I missed the 7-11 and damn near ran the gate for the base at the end of the street. Learned my lesson. Always let some other drunk asshole drive after that.
I too was on my way for more beer, all those years ago (1983), when I was picked up for DUI, wreckless operation and trespassing on gov't property. MP's got me at the Langley AFB, Hampton, VA, front gate. Seems I missed the 7-11 and damn near ran the gate for the base at the end of the street. Learned my lesson. Always let some other drunk asshole drive after that.
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