Yeah bro. I thought the smoked almonds were absofuckingloutely tasty enough to eat a quarter pound of them at work one day recently. Needless to say I got no sleep that night but in my delium was convinced that a tribe of rabid spider monkeys had taken up residence in my ass and decided all at once to vacate the premises...claws and teeth first. My sympathies.
I had chemo yesterday and ate some type of health nut granola bar. IF I EVER BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER AGAIN, I WILL GLADLY KILL MYSELF. I feel your pain Wirecutter and sorry for shouting.
Yo Cutter Last night, sittin' in my big chair, scarfin' nuts an' washin' 'em down wit Jack 'n water, guess what? Ripped my roids right off. Bled like a stuck hog. Leased it looked like it. Feel for ya homes.
That's a BITCHIN' picture!! Sorry 'bout the 'roids...that's gotta be a pain in the ass...Ö
ReplyDeleteThanks, I stole it off the web.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: back away from those peanuts.... now!
ReplyDeleteYeah bro. I thought the smoked almonds were absofuckingloutely tasty enough to eat a quarter pound of them at work one day recently. Needless to say I got no sleep that night but in my delium was convinced that a tribe of rabid spider monkeys had taken up residence in my ass and decided all at once to vacate the premises...claws and teeth first. My sympathies.
ReplyDeleteI had chemo yesterday and ate some type of health nut granola bar. IF I EVER BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER AGAIN, I WILL GLADLY KILL MYSELF. I feel your pain Wirecutter and sorry for shouting.
ReplyDeleteYo Cutter
ReplyDeleteLast night, sittin' in my big chair, scarfin' nuts an' washin' 'em down wit Jack 'n water, guess what?
Ripped my roids right off. Bled like a stuck hog.
Leased it looked like it.
Feel for ya homes.
Confucius say, man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.
ReplyDeleteguess you're no longer a perfect asshole, huh ;)))
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