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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Thanks, assholes.

Okay, my day probably woulda went a whole lot better if somebody, just one motherfucker, had told me that my shirt was buttoned up one hole off.
Just one motherfucker at Memorial Hospital, Sierra Gun Corporation, Arby's, Big 5 sporting goods shop, Subway, Bass Pro, Thrift shop, Doc's Barbecue, Savemart, Hometown Buffet and Fat John's Liquors could've said something. Is that too much to ask?
Just one motherfucker????
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10 comments:

  1. SkipApril 10, 2010 at 3:11 AM

    The Man's gotcher back bro.
    No worries.

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  2. WillApril 10, 2010 at 6:53 AM

    Coulda been your fly open, lol. Or was it............?

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  3. orbitupApril 10, 2010 at 8:08 AM

    Someone probably took your pic and posted you on 'people of Savemart' or something.

    If it's someone I know, I always tell them. Even if it's just a dangling boogie.

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  4. steve tompkinsApril 10, 2010 at 8:38 AM

    4 restaurants?

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  5. YOLOApril 10, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    maybe you should stick to pullovers, Mr. Handicap? ;)

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  6. longrooffanApril 10, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    I just know someone looked at you and is still laughing their ass off. Sorry about your luck. Have a beer and cheer up by go shooting a couple coyotes.

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  7. drjimApril 11, 2010 at 12:14 AM

    How's Uncle Ed doing??

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  8. jumblerantApril 11, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    Either they were laughing with you (ahem...), were just too intent on staring into your eyes, or, most likely, were wondering where you were going to buy your full length mirror to put by your front door....

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  9. LulaApril 12, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Ha, assholes!

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  10. VCApril 12, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    you got drool on your chin and dirt on your knuckles...

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