I trimmed my fingernails tonight, including both thumbnails and I've been trying to open a can of Copenhagen for 15 minutes now.
For those lady readers that don't dip, Copenhagen has a paper seal that is normally opened by running your thumbnail under the cap.
I may have to quit chewing, dammit.
You don't carry a pocketknife?
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I had the same thought.
ReplyDeleteYou can afford copenhagen? Fuck me, that shit's like $6 a can!
ReplyDeleteI do carry a knife but I'm stubborn and dicked with the can for 15 minutes before I gave up and used it.
ReplyDeleteWill, $3.50 a can out here.
Next time, shoot the fucker open... bullets are still cheap and... you gotta admit, it would be kind of fun!
ReplyDeleteCopenhagen can be had as cheaply as $3.19 a can after tax, here in lovely Atlanta. Used to be less, before Wirecutter's buddy raised the taxes on it.
ReplyDeletebeen clean for 3 months, 23 days, 9 1/2 hrs.
ReplyDeletehaven't thought about copenhagen since...
been clean for 3 months, 23 days, 9 1/2 hrs.
ReplyDeletehaven't thought about copenhagen since...
$3.50 no shit is it old or what
ReplyDeleteNaw, fresh Cope. Same date on the bottom as the can at the local 7-11 that costs $5.50 a can.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're scoring it off the Indian Rancheria (no federal tax) and re-selling it.
Hey, I now some nice ladies that like a dip.
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