Gotta give me an "A" for effort

Hey, what the fuck does a good ol' boy gotta do to have them mooslims declare a fatwa on me?
They did it for that babe that did the "Draw Mohammed Day" and scared her so bad that she quit her job, moved and went into hiding.
Now I've put some serious effort into this shit, calling Mohammed a child molester and a goat fucker (basically an arab Okie when you think about it) and I get several hits a day from the mid-east. Surely somebody has noticed....