Last weekend was Mamas' 70th birthday. I spent a few minutes with her but not near the time I was expected to as I found out Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday, Thursday and motherfucking Friday.
So Saturday morning I called and asked if she wanted to drive out to the BassPro with me and do a little shopping. She was more excited than I had hoped - she loves that place as much as I do.
I bought her a nice heavy sweater, some winter wool socks and some ammo, then got myself a winter hunting parka (Friday night was a bitch) and then I saw some coyote piss in a can.
Had to have it......
Then we went to Piggy Paradise (thanks, Woody) and scored her a nice marinated pork loin and bacon, then headed to the liquor store for her favorite wine.
It was a nice day. Me and Mama got to spend some time together, she got some stuff just for her and I got some piss in a can.
And what did I do with the Coyote piss? I hit every fencepost, tree and structure in my backyard with it. CharlieGodammit has been going fucking nuts for the past 2 days. He cannot drink enough water......
Sounds like you had a good time. Treasure every moment. My Mum was my best friend and 6 years later, I still miss her everyday. We used to have a blast! She got me in a lot of trouble.
ReplyDeleteThats a pretty darn funny blog ya got here. LOL. Keep it going.
ReplyDeleteYay Wirecutter's Mom! Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteGlad you didn't mistake that can of ky-OH-tee pee for a Bud light.
You didn't, right?
Kenny, you are a fuckin' hoot.
ReplyDeleteHappy Bday Ms. Wirecutter!
Happy birthday to Mama!!
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