Again. Don't ask if you don't want to know.

Janet the Traffic clerk at work asked me today what I had planned  for Christmas.
"I was thinking about coyote hunting in the morning and then over to the folks' house that evening" I said.
She acted all shocked. "Oh no, you can't kill on Christmas Day!"
I thought about it for a second. "Yeah, you're right. Maybe I'll just wound a few."
Fucking woman has no sense of humor at all.