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Saturday, February 05, 2011

At least they're not pissing on it



















The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2.There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3.People are spitting on the wrong side.

 
-Nkrey
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  1. FoodstampsFebruary 6, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    Awesome, Ken. Sprung this one on one of my Brothers over some Scotch tonight after his obama/Mt Rushmore joke. It went over very well!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    HA!

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  3. Tattoo JimFebruary 6, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    Now that IS fucking funny! Personally, if I ever had one, I'd be wiping my ass with it... on the front side, of course!

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