I quit drinking a few weeks ago until this weekend. I don't know what I did that brought it on but when I got off work tonight I stopped by the store and bought a couple of pounds of bacon, a party pack of sausage (fuck Mohammed) and an 18 pack of beer.
I'll be puking in the backyard before it's all said and done.
Fuck Obama.
Hey, man!
ReplyDeleteCan't go wrong with bacon, but I was interested in what a party pack of sausage consists of in Modesto, CA. IS it one type of sausage or a whole bunch of different ones, and, if so, what kinds?
Either way, the best kind of beer to have with sausages is all of them, so I'm glad the you have 18 of them to work with.
Sounds to me like you are in good shape!
24 link sausages and 12 patties. It's a fucking pork wet dream.
ReplyDeleteNo shit, I almost wept the first time I saw it. It was a true blessing from heaven.
Man, that is fucking sweet!
ReplyDeleteGoddamn, you might have some left for breffus.
ReplyDeleteNaw, I scarfed most of it already and what I didn't get Charliegplmnnbvyun d=gmr
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that you were fluent in Czech, but I should have guessed it by the title of your initial post.
ReplyDeleteSo both you fuckers will be either shittin' or puckin' in the yard?
ReplyDeleteCool. Clean out your systems once inna while. Good for ya.
I do it every once inna while, helps the grass grow.