Fucking hilarious......
PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth.
The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store. When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.
Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program. Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.
The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...
Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run from the Troopers.
-Skidmark
Last time I heard that it was 4 Marines outside Walmart. Still funny.
ReplyDeleteHe attacked 4 SAS troopers????
ReplyDeleteProbably qualify for a Darwin Award
Paul in Texas
Hey yall'
ReplyDeleteEurope and the rest of the socialist "western" countries are pussified to the max, I know. But let me tell you that from first hand experience the "MEN" in the British, Australian, Canadian and especially New Zealand (them fukkin KIWIS are hard as woodpekker lips!) Army and Marines are the best in the world and you couldn't have a better friend or a worse enemy! Those guys(unlike our own army now)will still drink your ass under the table, slap you like the red-headed step-child you are, pick you back up, dust you off and put back into formation where you belong....Absolutely love them peoples....
yeah, the 4 Marines were the real story. I think it was a Best Buy, though. I forget.
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ReplyDeleteHey Wirecutter,
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Hey dhanna59, some of us Canadian Wimmin can drink your ass under the table too. It's more fun down there. ;)
ReplyDeleteHEY BELLA!,
ReplyDeleteJust you sayin' the word "wimmin" got me to seriously thinkin that how 'bout later me n you get together and, well, ya know...maybe play Doctor?