Your timing is impeccable as always. Some Jamokes the next field over were blazing away at muskrats, and forgetting firearm rule number 4. Got to hear the angry bee in my own backyard.
And that's why I stay the fuck out of the woods during deer season. Motherfuckers pick up their rifles once a year and blast at anything they see moving.
Funny you should say that. Want to know how I know what the sound of a bullet flying within close proximity to my head makes? Would you guess that the first time I was shot at was when I was 16, during...wait for it...Deer season.
Last time I heard them was in Kandahar, Asscrackistan right before some canooks in a Coyote Recon vehicle (think USMC LAV III) opened fire with the 25mm cannon.
Looks like you have some up close and personal footage of enimen.....
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Your timing is impeccable as always.
ReplyDeleteSome Jamokes the next field over were blazing away at muskrats, and forgetting firearm rule number 4. Got to hear the angry bee in my own backyard.
Nice. Guess it is not my time yet.
And that's why I stay the fuck out of the woods during deer season. Motherfuckers pick up their rifles once a year and blast at anything they see moving.
ReplyDeleteFunny you should say that. Want to know how I know what the sound of a bullet flying within close proximity to my head makes? Would you guess that the first time I was shot at was when I was 16, during...wait for it...Deer season.
ReplyDeleteDamn Mister. Go buy some lottery tickets.
Last time I heard them was in Kandahar, Asscrackistan right before some canooks in a Coyote Recon vehicle (think USMC LAV III) opened fire with the 25mm cannon.
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