Welcome back, cutter! I read somewhere that some Navy dudes sneaked a football into the shroud before they sewed it up, and had his arms wrapped around it. Now that fucker gets to hug pigskin for all eternity!
Give CGD a whiff of Muslim wear, then send him out into the sea to drag back the carcass so we real Americans (despite our birth certificates) can impale his head and commence the viewing.
The menu will consist of a baby pig roast, bacon & bread stuffing, and a WOMAN cooking it, that ain't afraid of being a shield... yah, fuck that. You're all welcome!
Well, I'm thinking some salads, lots and lots and lots of beer, and some buns. :)
Let's celebrate! I'm so proud.
Some whale is chewing on that son-of-a-bitch as I write this...YIPPEEEE!
Chickenshit apparently tried to use the woman as a shield too. She bit the bullet too, dumb bitch.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, cutter!
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that some Navy dudes sneaked a football into the shroud before they sewed it up, and had his arms wrapped around it.
Now that fucker gets to hug pigskin for all eternity!
Give CGD a whiff of Muslim wear, then send him out into the sea to drag back the carcass so we real Americans (despite our birth certificates) can impale his head and commence the viewing.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back buddy. Maybe we should have fed his miserable stinking carcass to a bunch of hungry hogs
ReplyDeleteLOL! Reminds me of this one...
ReplyDeleteQ: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits a windshield?
A: His ass!
BBQ at my place:
ReplyDeleteThe menu will consist of a baby pig roast, bacon & bread stuffing, and a WOMAN cooking it, that ain't afraid of being a shield... yah, fuck that. You're all welcome!
Well, I'm thinking some salads, lots and lots and lots of beer, and some buns. :)
Let's celebrate! I'm so proud.
Some whale is chewing on that son-of-a-bitch as I write this...YIPPEEEE!
It's been a busy year for the oceans. BP, then Fukushima and now this...
ReplyDeleteThis is funny.
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