My first ever caption contest.......
So many thoughts come to mind, none of them wholesome or printable even on my blog. Except one and I'll post that in the comments after I announce the winner.
First place wins an honorable mention and a link to your blog if you run one.
Second place? There are no second place winners - if you ain't first, you lose.
And I'd like to thank Claymore for sending this in - you gotta love a motherfucker named Claymore, don't you?
Probably the first ever caption contest that doesn't need a caption.
ReplyDeleteIt rubs the lotion on its skin
ReplyDeletenow you see it.like that shit baby? ohhhhhh yaaa!!! mmmmmmmm!! ohhhh yaaaa!! now you don't. mmmmmmm!! girgle girgle mmmmfff!! cough!! cough!! slurp mmmfff slurp cough!! ohhh yaaaa now stick it in my AAAANNND!!! CUT!!!!
ReplyDelete"Angela was absolutely certain she could catch the eye of Khloe's agent."
ReplyDelete"She has the name of her favorite congressman on the tip of her tongue"
ReplyDeletei wish i was an oscar meyer weiner....
ReplyDeleteThinks go better with coke.
ReplyDeleteIs that you weiner?
ReplyDeleteNo comment from me... I just had my brain freeze up looking at that... now I just want to go somewhere quiet and cry... damn!!!
ReplyDelete"This certainly ain't kosher."
ReplyDeleteover the lips
ReplyDeletepassed gums
look out baby
here your wiener comes
Wow, that's a nice bracelet!!!!
ReplyDeleteHeather "The Terminator" Schlossberg begins her warm-up routine for the final round of the competition, and it apperars she isn't even breathing hard. Asked if she had had any 'tips' for the young and up-coming competition who hope to fill her shoes one day, she says, "if you're getting it in your shoes, you're doing it wrong"
ReplyDeleteOk then, back to you, Byron...
You can stop RIGHT NOW!!! Pissed wins, no contest...........
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, I CAN swallow the entire thing...
ReplyDelete"Bet she hasn't ate just one"
ReplyDeleteH the Comet
Weiner Gate?
ReplyDeleteI know I know!!
Despite drawing paychecks from over 50 congressional offices Miss Shelly enjoyed the simple delights of a hot dog lunch.
ReplyDelete....not her first wiener....
ReplyDeleteThe new mayonnaise filled hot dogs are very popular for some.
ReplyDeleteOh I wish I was THAT Oscar Meyer Weiner!
ReplyDeletePractice makes perfect.
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