Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Baconlube is the “world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil” brought to you by the bacon-flavoring experts at J & D’s. It started as an April Fool’s Day prank but now it’s a real (and apparently delicious tasting) product. Quick, it’s only available to purchase for a limited time.

Before you start giving meat-flavored massages, we have one small admission to make – baconlube began as an elaborate April Fool’s prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.
So who’s responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, that’s who. You and an intern named Martin actually, who sacrificed and offended his taste buds in the name of science on sample after failed sample before this really did taste like bacon.
- Submitted by Steve