Forgive me for having my head up my ass but tonight I went to Pamela Geller's Atlas Shrugged and saw that Butterball Turkeys are halil slaughtered.
Sonofabitch, that's what I got ready to go in the smoker at midnight. No fucking way in hell am I going to be able to find a thawed 20 pound bird this time of the night and I promised Mom a smoked turkey.
Oh well, what to do but defile it.
Lisa slathered bacon grease all over that motherfucker, inside and out, both of us laughing our Okie asses off the entire time.
Just don't forget to drop a pinch or two of Kosher salt on it somewhere along the way too, Kenny... hope you, Lisa and CGD have a great turkey day!
ReplyDeleteShould have just put bacon on the halal slaughtered bird and smoked that way, pretty good like that.
ReplyDeleteHappy Bacon Day to you and Lisa! Is CGD in charge of the bacurkey smoking?
ReplyDeleteDammmmed if that don't sound mighty tasty.
ReplyDeleteSMOKED BACON 'n' TURKEY!!!!
Shit dude, you may have just started a new Thanksgiving tradition. I might have to just try that. Happy Thanksgiving to you, Lisa, and CGD.
Bacon makes everything better...
ReplyDeleteI never would have thought that about Butterball turkeys. I wonder how the hell they keep all the beard hair off those things.
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