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Sunday, November 27, 2011

That was just mean.....

I'm on the computer reading my Right Wing/Terrorist blogs and Lisa's sitting on the couch doing her usual Sunday morning bullshit - reading the sales ads aloud - and I'm doing my usual Sunday morning bullshit - ignoring her - when I hear "Ruger Mini 14, $349......"
That got my attention.
"WHAT???!!!??? Fuck the truck payment, back in a couple of hours, Baby."
I launched myself out of my Bass Pro Camouflage Easy Chair and was stripping out of my kickback drawers when I looked at her.
She was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. "Yeah, I figured that would get your attention, asshole. Don't tell me I don't know how to romance you."
Yeah. See how much romancing you're gonna get tonight, Sweetie.
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7 comments:

  1. ZillaNovember 27, 2011 at 1:44 PM

    I think I like Miss Lisa. :)

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  2. Rich TNovember 27, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    That's funny shit. She sounds like my wife.

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  3. MiguelNovember 27, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Women are sneaky that way. That is why we marry them :)

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  4. dhanna59November 27, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    Damn funny Kenny! half way thru I was thinkin I would send you a sack full of .223/5.56 blank ammo that I just happen to have in case you "needed" some....

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  5. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Probably all she wants, eh?

    LC LtC

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  6. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Gottcha!
    Paul in Texas

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  7. Oswald BastableNovember 27, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Friends don't let friends buy Rugers.

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