Miss Lisa has this thing about her pantry - all the cans are sorted and neatly lined up in rows with the labels facing out. No shit, she really does this.
My new thing is mixing them all up just to keep her day interesting.
Lisa, I do the same thing. Also, I have to hang the clothes up in the closet in order. Pants on the left hung by the legs on clip hangers with jeans first in line, shirts on the right so the fronts of the shirts are all facing me when I look in the closet.
Watch it Ken. She may swap the label that says "Minestrone Soup" with one that says "Mighty Dog" and really screw up your day.
All you have to do is move 1 can Kenny... she'll look over the rest of them trying to figure out what others you messed with... but that shit can come back and bite you in the ass... just when you least expect it!
Ever see that movie "Sleeping With the Enemy"?
ReplyDeleteLisa, I do the same thing. Also, I have to hang the clothes up in the closet in order. Pants on the left hung by the legs on clip hangers with jeans first in line, shirts on the right so the fronts of the shirts are all facing me when I look in the closet.
Watch it Ken. She may swap the label that says "Minestrone Soup" with one that says "Mighty Dog" and really screw up your day.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
ReplyDelete'cutter likes playing with fire. Spicy!
ReplyDeleteKeep that up and you'll get a soup can enema.
ReplyDeleteAll you have to do is move 1 can Kenny... she'll look over the rest of them trying to figure out what others you messed with... but that shit can come back and bite you in the ass... just when you least expect it!
ReplyDeleteA quick hint, from the dying breath of a relative back in the Old Country -
ReplyDelete"Never piss off the person who prepares your meal..."