Oh yeah. She wrecked your truck when she swerved to try to miss your dog. Didn't do a very good job of that either, killed that poor motherfucker dead.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
You know she's up to something
Oh yeah. She wrecked your truck when she swerved to try to miss your dog. Didn't do a very good job of that either, killed that poor motherfucker dead.
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Priceless!:)
ReplyDeleteNo matter how she looks- someone out there is sick of putting up with her shit!
ReplyDeletethat brightened up my day Wire...thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably tap it one more time before I left, though.
ReplyDeleteA man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Oh, who are you kidding, Ken? As if any of those things you listed negates her, uh, twins.
ReplyDeleteBefore you get your dicks all hard...(TOO LATE), the reason she's meeting you at the door dressed like that with her titties hanging out and a drink in her hand is because she's fixing to tell you that she's been diagnosed with clamydia (NO PROBLEM, I HAVE ANTIBIOTICS)
ReplyDeleteand when they were testing for that she got a preggers test and she's going to have twins and no dear, Congratulations Daddy are NOT in order because you're not the daddy. (GREAT, NOT A DADDY...SUPER NEWS)
The twins are bi-racial. Both of them. One is half black and the other is half Pakistani. (GREAT, NO CHILD SUPPORT EITHER!) She thinks he was Pakistani anyways. Maybe he was a Chinaman.
Oh yeah. She wrecked your truck (IT WAS FULLY INSURED, I NEED A NEW TRUCK) when she swerved to try to miss your dog. Didn't do a very good job of that either, killed that poor motherfucker dead. (THAT DOG WAS A PIA, HER HITTING IT WAS CHEAPER THAT PAYING A VET TO KILL IT)
NOW...LET'S GET BACK TO THOSE TITTIES AND MY HARD DICK!
She still had me till she killed my dog.
ReplyDeleteRob Mariles you are a sick puppy.
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think. :)
Shit, after Rob chimed in, I lost my train of thought.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... what the fuck do you mean she wrecked my truck????? Oh that bitch is gonna die so bad!!!!!
ReplyDeleteReally, if she did half that stuff, the top would've been off before telling me, leaving me truly defenseless. Chances are she probably could've emptied my wallet, drank my last beer & left the seat down & it still probably wouldn't have registered completely.
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