You know she's up to something

Before you get your dicks all hard, the reason she's meeting you at the door dressed like that with her titties hanging out and a drink in her hand is because she's fixing to tell you that she's been diagnosed with clamydia and when they were testing for that she got a preggers test and she's going to have twins and no dear, Congratulations Daddy are NOT in order because you're not the daddy. The twins are bi-racial. Both of them. One is half black and the other is half Pakistani. She thinks he was Pakistani anyways. Maybe he was a Chinaman.
Oh yeah. She wrecked your truck when she swerved to try to miss your dog. Didn't do a very good job of that either, killed that poor motherfucker dead.