Sitting here this fine evening, I hear Charlie go fucking apeshit out in the backyard where he'd been quietly sunning himself all day. He's in the back but he's raising hell at something out front. When I looked out the window, the UPS truck came idling by, stopping about 3 houses down.
"Calm down, motherfucker. He ain't coming here."
Hey, as long as the feds show up in UPS vans, I'll have plenty of warning.
But that might show how much shit I buy online. He knows the UPS truck by sound, a half block away.
That's the one good thing about dumb, hyperactive labs: a squirrel can't fart in my yard without those three going crazy for 5 minutes. Nothing more than ninjas or ghosts are sneaking up on me.
ReplyDeleteOT.. I found your ginger camel toe... posting at 10:30 ;)
ReplyDeleteHave a great nite...! :)
You da man, Irish!
ReplyDeleteWait, that sounded like a white boy trying to sound ghetto, didn't it?
UPS [gun shit] and fedex [chick shit] are here every day. I gotta check my 'ol lady's late night buying [HSN] account again.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I float the idea sliding over to AZ for a gun, I get THE LOOK.
Shit,up again at odark30,going to sleep at 5 is too Goddamn early.
ReplyDeleteBlack is buetifull
Tan is grand
But white be the shade of the big boss man.