Two black guys are at a bar talking. One says to the other, "You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?" The second Black guy says, “Yeah, all the time.” The other says, "Why is that?" The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."
Our local walmart sells all the rubbers and lube DIRECTLY to the side of the pharmacy window. I asked about that and they said people are too embarrassed to buy them, so they'll steal them instead. I don't know about you, but I'd parade a box of rubbers around the store wanting everybody to know I was getting laid soon. What you in for son? Oh, stealing a box of trojans...
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One says to the other,
"You ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?"
The second Black guy says, “Yeah, all the time.”
The other says, "Why is that?"
The second says, "I think it's the pepper spray."
Reminds me of the Walmart display: all varieties of condoms and lotions, etc, and above it,
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Our local walmart sells all the rubbers and lube DIRECTLY to the side of the pharmacy window. I asked about that and they said people are too embarrassed to buy them, so they'll steal them instead. I don't know about you, but I'd parade a box of rubbers around the store wanting everybody to know I was getting laid soon. What you in for son? Oh, stealing a box of trojans...
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