Jesus H Tapdancing Christ ... the captions just write themselves, dont they? I love watermelon as much as the next guy, but I have enough sense to sleep in a proper spot.
Huh... his momma must have just got her govt. check.... some lucky girl is gonna get knocked up tonight, too... "tha's yo daddy layin' on the corner... GET UP, YOU FOOL!"
While picking out a bunch of bananas yesterday at the market, one of the three blacks that lives in Maine came in, and made a bee line to the bananas, poking and prodding them. God forgive me 'cause someone has to, but my first thought was I wonder if he peels them.
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gotta be a McDonalds cup
ReplyDeleteholy shit this might be the most hilarious "it's friday niggas" of all!
ReplyDeleteWow, it fell asleep right next to the bait.
ReplyDeleteJesus H Tapdancing Christ ... the captions just write themselves, dont they? I love watermelon as much as the next guy, but I have enough sense to sleep in a proper spot.
ReplyDeleteHuh... his momma must have just got her govt. check.... some lucky girl is gonna get knocked up tonight, too... "tha's yo daddy layin' on the corner... GET UP, YOU FOOL!"
ReplyDeleteHello Birdy:
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
That was an awesome comment - freakin stomach hurts I laughed so hard.
Damn, Sumbitch done Overdosed
ReplyDeleteThe irony, huh?
ReplyDeleteWhile picking out a bunch of bananas yesterday at the market, one of the three blacks that lives in Maine came in, and made a bee line to the bananas, poking and prodding them. God forgive me 'cause someone has to, but my first thought was I wonder if he peels them.
I'll be under the table dodging lightening bolts.
Those spiked melons will get you your limit every time....
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that an' puked on the shirt.
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