Cat's are noble creatures and fierce hunters. Pound for pound they are as badass as any animal on this planet. It's not fair that fags and chicks monopolize the lives of those poor little creatures.
Now Let's review, Cat are fast, graceful, sneaky, smooth, quiet, tough, ruthless and will sleep with you when you are sick. Compare that to your woman and I'll be you will be surprised.
There is no comparison between your dog and your wife. Here's the test. Lock them both in the trunk of your car for about 12 hours. Then let them out and tell me which one is happy to see you.
Well.... they do taste a bit like chicken....
ReplyDeleteSo, uh, which one is the pussy again?
ReplyDeleteCat's are noble creatures and fierce hunters. Pound for pound they are as badass as any animal on this planet. It's not fair that fags and chicks monopolize the lives of those poor little creatures.
ReplyDeleteNow Let's review, Cat are fast, graceful, sneaky, smooth, quiet, tough, ruthless and will sleep with you when you are sick. Compare that to your woman and I'll be you will be surprised.
There is no comparison between your dog and your wife. Here's the test. Lock them both in the trunk of your car for about 12 hours. Then let them out and tell me which one is happy to see you.
Love the title on the right, "5 Signs Your Cat is Gay"!
ReplyDeleteI thought I'd print this out, nail it to the pine tree out back, and use it for target shooting.
5 Signs Your Cat Is Gay?
ReplyDelete1. It stays on his lap as he tickles its balls.
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Do we really need more than number 1 to tell us the cat is gay?
This guy should just go shoot himself.
ReplyDeleteKenny, did you find that at your chinese restaurant while waiting for your order.
ReplyDeletePussy is tasty.
Probably the first pussy he`s ever had his little pink finger`s in.
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