Not that I would ever get into a pool so crowded with the effluvia of humanity, but if YOU ever find yourself in such a place, as the water slaps against your face and gets into your mouth and ears, remember the conversation I heard in a similar setting years ago. "Mom... MOM! I got to poop!" "That's fine, Billy, just do it in the water like everyone else does."
Quick, throw in a Baby Ruth.....
ReplyDeleteNot that I would ever get into a pool so crowded with the effluvia of humanity, but if YOU ever find yourself in such a place, as the water slaps against your face and gets into your mouth and ears, remember the conversation I heard in a similar setting years ago.
ReplyDelete"Mom... MOM! I got to poop!"
"That's fine, Billy, just do it in the water like everyone else does."
Which is why you'll never catch me in a hot tub or jacuzzi that I do not personally own. Too much strange jizz floating around.
ReplyDeleteFuck that. That's just a petri dish on huge scale. God knows what kind of dick-shriveling diseases are swimming around in there.
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