Got nailed by a Brown Recluse while living in the Chicago 'burbs about 15 years ago. The scar on my arm is still very plain to see. Hate to think about getting nailed somewhere else. (Had to soak my hand and lower arm every four hours for 20 minutes.....)
Looks a lot like a widow - legs kinda long though.
I hate spiders and bugs, reeeealy hate them!
One time in the late 70's I checked into a hotel down in the lower Baja. First thing I did was hit the can. As I was sitting there, I thought to myself that the perfect place for a cockroach to hide would be inside the toilet paper role. Seconds later I pulled on the paper and a good 4" long cockroach jumped out of the fucking role! Luckily my heart was strong in those days.
Got nailed by a Brown Recluse while living in the Chicago 'burbs about 15 years ago. The scar on my arm is still very plain to see. Hate to think about getting nailed somewhere else. (Had to soak my hand and lower arm every four hours for 20 minutes.....)
ReplyDeleteMan, that'd sure make my wife finish up faster.
ReplyDeleteLooks a lot like a widow - legs kinda long though.
ReplyDeleteI hate spiders and bugs, reeeealy hate them!
One time in the late 70's I checked into a hotel down in the lower Baja. First thing I did was hit the can. As I was sitting there, I thought to myself that the perfect place for a cockroach to hide would be inside the toilet paper role. Seconds later I pulled on the paper and a good 4" long cockroach jumped out of the fucking role! Luckily my heart was strong in those days.
At least you're already in a good spot for the shitting that's about to happen.
ReplyDelete