Because in Afghanistan, the local service workers and/or Afghan National Army have a nasty habit of considering any flat space with a hole in it to be a shitter. As witnessed by one member of my unit last year when he was taking a shower. Nothing like walking in on a guy trying to shove a turd down the drain with his feet.
This is part of the dumbing down of America, The more third worlders the more explanation is needed. I saw a sign from Kalifornia explaining how to have gay sex. Sick world!
1. Because muslims use it? 2. Because Occupy people use it? 3. Because Democrats use it? 4. Because it makes the turds slippery and hard to play with for Bayrack O?
Down at a certain Army base that I visited back in the day, there was a typed index card taped over the long urinal, and i was always surprised that no one in 'authority' had taken it down. It read, "Please do not throw butts into the urinal; it makes them soggy and hard to light."
What up nigga ! I'm drinking beer and testing out my buddies new Droid this is a royal pain in the ass . now he just showed me how to use the speak method and this is f****** cool okay now I'm speaking again and they blanco f****** what the f*** anyway have a good night kenny
We had to pull the shitters from several of our rigs over in the ME, they didn't know how to use them and when explained to them, they didn't like the idea of putting their butt where another man butt had been, which if you think about their other customs is pretty hypocritical.
because the last place I worked (here in the USA) someone kept throwing used toilet paper on the floor next to the toilet. Signs indicating used TP was to be flushed did not help! yes the third world "immigrants" bring their filthy unsanitary ways with them.
Because in Afghanistan, the local service workers and/or Afghan National Army have a nasty habit of considering any flat space with a hole in it to be a shitter. As witnessed by one member of my unit last year when he was taking a shower. Nothing like walking in on a guy trying to shove a turd down the drain with his feet.
ReplyDeleteThis is part of the dumbing down of America,
ReplyDeleteThe more third worlders the more explanation is needed.
I saw a sign from Kalifornia explaining how to have gay sex.
Sick world!
1. Because muslims use it?
ReplyDelete2. Because Occupy people use it?
3. Because Democrats use it?
4. Because it makes the turds slippery and hard to play with for Bayrack O?
Down at a certain Army base that I visited back in the day, there was a typed index card taped over the long urinal, and i was always surprised that no one in 'authority' had taken it down. It read,
"Please do not throw butts into the urinal; it makes them soggy and hard to light."
Hmmmm...don't try to light a fire and warm your ass with it in the shower? :-)
ReplyDeleteBecause those stupid fucking hajis keep shitting in the shower trailers overseas on F.O.B.s.
ReplyDeletefrom japan where shower and trench toilets often share the same space and if you run the shower while taking a dump it can aerosol the entire area...
ReplyDeleteThats the biggest shower head ever!!
ReplyDeleteBecause it's only one short step from pissing in the shower to....
ReplyDeleteBecause of those third world, nasty, left-hand ass wiping, fuckstick TCN types "working" on FOBs in Iraq and Afghanistan.
ReplyDeleteDirty motherfuckers.
We should un-ass that whole area, give everyone a rifle and put it on pay per view. Let them kill each other - who cares?
What up nigga ! I'm drinking beer and testing out my buddies new Droid this is a royal pain in the ass . now he just showed me how to use the speak method and this is f****** cool okay now I'm speaking again and they blanco f****** what the f*** anyway have a good night kenny
ReplyDeleteWe had to pull the shitters from several of our rigs over in the ME, they didn't know how to use them and when explained to them, they didn't like the idea of putting their butt where another man butt had been, which if you think about their other customs is pretty hypocritical.
ReplyDeletebecause the last place I worked (here in the USA) someone kept throwing used toilet paper on the floor next to the toilet. Signs indicating used TP was to be flushed did not help! yes the third world "immigrants" bring their filthy unsanitary ways with them.
ReplyDeleteEpic! <3
ReplyDeleteUsed to using a squat toilet? Like France still uses for some reason, and I think a few other places as well.
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