"You ain't gonna believe this shit. Some motherfucker stole my truck right out of the parking lot. You're gonna have to come get me." I was fucking pissed. I just had a day that kicked my ass and now my fucking truck got ripped off and it damned sure didn't help my foul mood that Lisa started laughing. I got madder. "What's so goddamned funny?" I demanded, looking for a handy rabbit or squirrel to kick.
"Look for a black one, no bed" was all she said.
"What the fuck are you talking about, Woman? And quit laughing. This shit ain't funny."
"You drove my car today, Love." She was still laughing when she hung up.
Fuck fuck fuck........
