Lisa's sister is moving into a house closer to us and Lisa was over there tonight, coming back talking about the in-ground pool they have, then saying that we were welcome over any time to swim.
"Nah, that ain't happening. I don't swim unless I fall out of the boat."
"You don't like to swim? How come?"
"Water is only good for 3 things: Fishing, drinking and wading in to lose the bloodhounds."
"You are so fucking weird."
don't drink the water .. fish fuck in it.
ReplyDeleteIs the pool empty and are there pictures of said pool being empty?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot one thing water is good for - making young lovelies want to strip down and run around in small amounts of clothing. Oh, yeah!!!!
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