Well, aren't y'all a bunch of know-it-alls. How in the fuck would I know what a bidet is? If that motherfucker has a bowl and some paper nearby, I'm taking a dump in it.
"Dano said... it's a bidet. you fucking hillbilly."
F'n hilarious, Dano!
I remember one of the times my Dad made it big, he got all high faluten (sp?), and had one of these installed. Always the inquisitive one, I bent over it to investigate - turned the knob - and sprayed myself in the face.
Over the next week I had every one of my friends over to see - and sprayed them all in the face.
it's a bidet. you fucking hillbilly.
ReplyDeleteOne toilet. One bidet.
ReplyDeleteFor reference, see the hotel room scene in "Crocodile Dundee".
Toilet and bidet. Probably a photo from a European bathroom. We had a bidet in our apartment in Spain in the 1980's.
ReplyDeleteShe is standing in a bidet, you really don't want to be caught taking a dump in one.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a bidet she's standding in. Wonderfully hygenic.
ReplyDeleteShe is standing in a bidet...AKA the twat washer.
ReplyDeleteProbably one of those French pussy washers.
ReplyDeleteIn the loo taking a slut glamour shot. My girl.
ReplyDeleteAnd,
One's a crapper, one's a bidet. Get with the 70's, mate!
One toilet and one bidet, aka ass power-washer.
ReplyDeleteWell, aren't y'all a bunch of know-it-alls.
ReplyDeleteHow in the fuck would I know what a bidet is?
If that motherfucker has a bowl and some paper nearby, I'm taking a dump in it.
"Dano said...
ReplyDeleteit's a bidet. you fucking hillbilly."
F'n hilarious, Dano!
I remember one of the times my Dad made it big, he got all high faluten (sp?), and had one of these installed. Always the inquisitive one, I bent over it to investigate - turned the knob - and sprayed myself in the face.
Over the next week I had every one of my friends over to see - and sprayed them all in the face.
timbo said...
ReplyDeleteAlways the inquisitive one, I bent over it to investigate - turned the knob - and sprayed myself in the face.
Over the next week I had every one of my friends over to see - and sprayed them all in the face
Now that's some funny shit.