Although I moved to Indiana a few weeks ago, before that I lived in metro Detroit for about 7 years. Let me try and translate this.
-He is a dear friend of mine. -All of the female turtles adore him. -He was at home along in his cage and and when I came back he was gone. -I'm pretty upset about this. -When I find you I will pole you in your eye and burn down your house. -I will also have sex with your female companion and steal all of your lettuce. -Please return him to his home as it makes me very sad to be away from him.
still your lettuce?!?!
ReplyDeleteI guess I need a course in ebonics.
Can't understand it.
ReplyDeleteI tried but,
Google doesn't do ebonics to English translation.
Another foreign language? Obviously, public education is failing.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I moved to Indiana a few weeks ago, before that I lived in metro Detroit for about 7 years. Let me try and translate this.
ReplyDelete-He is a dear friend of mine.
-All of the female turtles adore him.
-He was at home along in his cage and and when I came back he was gone.
-I'm pretty upset about this.
-When I find you I will pole you in your eye and burn down your house.
-I will also have sex with your female companion and steal all of your lettuce.
-Please return him to his home as it makes me very sad to be away from him.
Steal your lettuce (cash).
ReplyDeleteBut he does say please.
That reminds me of a scene from the movie "Airplane" with Leslie Nielson. A little old woman was translating jive
ReplyDeleteFor anyone who wants a hilarious lesson in Ebonics, do a web search in your favorite browser for "Boo Got Shot". The audio speaks for itself.
ReplyDeleteBrad