I've always had a few female readers, some of them following my blog from the beginning, ladies like Deb, Bella, Karen, Dana, Yolo and Jamie come to mind but over the past month or so I've noticed a whole bunch of new female commenters ganging up on me. Now it's Wiserangel, MamaJude, MissRed, Montanasmama, MissK and a host of others have managed to infiltrate to fuck with me and point out my grammar errors, fashion fuckups and other shortcomings.
Now it's always surprised me when I get a female reader and it fucking amazes me when she comes back. If she becomes a regular, I question their sanity. Naw, most babes get to the first camel toe or dead critter pictures and click off. Or so I thought until recently. Some female readers comment almost every day and others once or twice, but there's a shitload of them.
So now I'm curious as to what percentage of y'all are male and how many are babes and if you're a regular, so I'm posting a survey at the top of my sidebar. I'd appreciate it if you took a second and let me know.
Please be advised that I have provided for multiple answers so that Californians may participate in light of today's Gay Pride parade in San Fransicko.
Hey, I whole wholeheartedly welcome more women here. There are actually a few with a good sense of humor. I am lucky to have one in my life. As a bonus, maybe you'll get some unsolicited entries for MILFy Monday!
ReplyDeleteVoted.
ReplyDeleteYou must be doing something right ;-)
You can always require I.D. from the babes.
ReplyDeleteLike mailing you a used tampon or Kotex and test the DNA to see if it's male or female.
Male DNA results would come from "Twinkle-toe's" hemorrhoids after a heavy San Francisco mating ceremony.
Since I'm a daily visitor (at the minimum), I too have noticed an increase in your female commenters (Yay!)
ReplyDeleteWe can overlook the MILFY Mondays, the camel toes and drunk chick photos 'cause it's your charm and good looks that brings us back day after day. Right, ladies?
Real women want/need real men. Men who are strong mentally/physically, who stand for their beliefs and don't back down. When you can find one that is strong enough to admit a mistake and apologize, jackpot. I happen to adore strong, smelly, rough, smart, testosterone-laden men and this seems to be their favorite watering hole. Reader for life, wirecutter, in spite of your imagined shortcomings.
ReplyDeleteShortcomings? Didn't know you had any.
ReplyDeleteMM
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more
ReplyDeletepeople who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the
art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the
following statement: "Capitalization is the difference between helping
your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
Is everybody clear on that?
There are a few blogs that I like to read that have, let's say, "items" that don't partically pique my curiosity or interest, but because I enjoy the blogger's overall take on life/liberty, etc. I will still read the blog. I just try to not visit those blogs on certain days...milfy mondays, gas mask thursdays, etc. All though, once in a while I forget and scroll down too far, lol.
ReplyDeleteMeh, men will be men, it's a fact of life. ;)
Miss Violet
Welcome to the Internet
ReplyDeleteWhere the men are men
The women are men
And the children are FBI agents
I've been a regular for some time now. I also noticed that I get a lot of hits on my own blog from here. Some of the ladies that do comment here are a hoot. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteI have never corrected your English. :-) I keep coming back for your warped sense of humor and general "fuck you" attitude.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work, Kenny.
Agreeing with Deb, MissK, and Miss Violet. I really don't mind the Milfs and camel toes, I look forward to some good old common sense and political incorrectness.
ReplyDeleteUnsolicited MILFy entries? Oh, Jefferson, be careful what you wish for.
~Grinning~ So right Wiserangel, so right ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda liking the unsolicited Milfy's idea...well, ladies?
ReplyDeleteI just saw a "Politically incorrect and proud of it" bumper sticker on a Prius. It was right under his "Nobama" sticker. Still don't know what to make of that.
ReplyDeleterpm,
ReplyDeleteHonestly, hon, there are just some things that should be left to the imagination. Besides, should I ever lose complete control of my senses and pose a la MILF, I would probably go more for a '40s or
'50s pin-up girl, va-va-va-voom, than a '12 slutty "Doc, will antibiotics help?" kind of pic. I think a hint of the fun to come is more appealing than a general call to "Come and get it". But I'm old-fashioned that way.
You have grammar errors, fashion fuckups and other shortcomings? Never noticed. Like the other women who enjoy your blog, I like real men and think you are a breath of fresh air. Sometimes your photos make me cringe, but I only read the articles ;)
ReplyDeleteHiswiserangel: "smelly"? No, no, no. I draw the line at smelly. Wait. Define "smelly". B.O. smelly? (Not Barak Obama, but body-odor-stinky-sweat-no-idea-deodorant-exists odor?)
ReplyDeleteManly men who use deodorant, are true to themselves and those they love in their lives, including their dogs, and who's favorite book is 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.
hiswiserangel said....
ReplyDeleteUnsolicited MILFy entries? Oh, Jefferson, be careful what you wish for.
And we wait patiently ;)
All right Goddammit, calm the fuck down and keep your clothes on. I don't need no kids reading this shit.
ReplyDeleteFuck, all I wanted to know was how many babes read this and next thing you know Wiserangel hijacked the post.....
hmmm hmm hmm hmmmm not saying a word...
ReplyDeleteOh great. Now MissK's back.
ReplyDeleteFuck.....
We always come back for more, you know that, Wirecutter, isn't that why you make it so interesting..
ReplyDeleteAll right, that's it!
ReplyDeleteWiserangel, both you and MissK are banned because I know you put her up to that remark.
Banned, I say! Phhhht!
Now be gone.....
I gave you a compliment WC. A gentlemen says Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI maybe friends with Wiserangel, she's great, but I do make up my own mind thank you ;-)
Yes Ma'am. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI'm an old broad, not a babe, and check in every evening after I get home from work. I was brought up by a hunter. Dead critters are cool! And after watching the hi-jacking and destruction of my country and the Constitution, I love the fuck obama attitude. I was directed to this site from GOC, whom I've read for years. MILFy Mondays and camel toes are not as much entertainment as are the comments...
ReplyDelete~AbbyK
Yea! AbbyK! ~I can say that, right?~ We're the righteous, smart, funny, cool chicks. I am proud to be one of the Babes. Sorry, WC, I just can't be silenced.
ReplyDeleteDamn... I am late to the party. I started reading after my husband told me about your site. I usually just comment when you post about JMB because my favorite sidearm is my 1911
ReplyDeleteEh, I could care less about the pictures.
oh yeah, F*ck Obummer
Damn, I was way late to this one. Grammar errors don't bother me, and I will freely admit that I am a straight woman that doesn't mind seeing some nice boobs. Be honest, everybody loves boobs. However I have followed you for a long time mostly for the Fuck Obama and the HSUS and PETA too attitude. As well as enjoying CGD, because I know exactly what that is like. Added to that is you mostly just like hiswiserangel said, nice to see a "real" man. You are like my old man, and fuck em all if they don't get it.
ReplyDeleteSara, with an attitude like that, you're never too late.
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