Ow !, damn that`s gotta hurt. But then again grandpa told me year`s ago, " Them thing`s are tougher than shoe leather. How in hell are you going to get the best of something that, make`s it`s own grease and can lay on it`s back and take on all comer`s ?".
"Dude. You can see a hand and part of an arm. That's it."
Mr. Wirecutter,
Look real close,
That's all I need to see. That arm, covered with "age-spots" looks like their owner worked in an ammunition factory during WW-II. Her fingernails still have residue of Ammonium Nitrate imbedded under them.
you can't get much more camel toe than that!
ReplyDeleteFrom what I can see of the rest of her body it probably smells like one too.......After crossing the Sahara!
ReplyDelete~cringing~ That just looks painnful. I wonder if ObamaCare covers cameltoe extractions.
ReplyDeleteDude. You can see a hand and part of an arm. That's it.
ReplyDeleteProbably do a half-ass job if they did, Wiserangel.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that would be uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteOw !, damn that`s gotta hurt. But then again grandpa told me year`s ago, " Them thing`s are tougher than shoe leather. How in hell are you going to get the best of something that, make`s it`s own grease and can lay on it`s back and take on all comer`s ?".
ReplyDeleteHoly jumpin Jesus!
ReplyDeleteYou've been holding out on us lately - then WAM!
He's got a few more, Timbo. I have inside information... No pun intended.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the heads up Erineyes. I'm on the road again tomorrow, so I'll be sure to keep my monitor turned down in the airports!
ReplyDelete"Dude. You can see a hand and part of an arm. That's it."
ReplyDeleteMr. Wirecutter,
Look real close,
That's all I need to see. That arm, covered with "age-spots" looks like their owner worked in an ammunition factory during WW-II. Her fingernails still have residue of Ammonium Nitrate imbedded under them.
Can ya redo that ? get her to take them silly pink panties off ?.
ReplyDeleteKenny,
ReplyDeleteI thought it was "camel toad" now!
http://aherdofturtles.blogspot.com/2012/07/under-mattress.html
If you are feeling froggy- just jump
Rick
Wait, I know her!
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