I remember being at a party, years ago, and seeing some goober with his GF's (and baby mama) name, Christina, tattooed across this back. In two inch letters. It stretched from shoulder to shoulder. Being a little inebriated, I just had to ask, "Is that what they call you in prison?" LOL I found out later that the funniest part was that his GF was, at THAT very moment, screwing his friend/neighbor in their apartment. Talk about a dambass!
A friend of mine has been doing tattoos for about fifteen years. His younger daughter wanted a quote from Marilyn Monroe - Madness Is Genius - tattooed on her outer forearm for her birthday. She was so stoned, though, that what she wrote down for him was Madness Is Greatness. He don't know from any MM quote so he tattooed exactly what she wrote on her arm. She was showing it off the next day, still stoned shitless, and someone pointed out that what she was saying wasn't what she had on her arm. Great big honking oopsie-fuckin'-do!
I wonder if he doesn't not regret his tattoo.
ReplyDelete~snort~ MissK, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteI remember being at a party, years ago, and seeing some goober with his GF's (and baby mama) name, Christina, tattooed across this back. In two inch letters. It stretched from shoulder to shoulder. Being a little inebriated, I just had to ask, "Is that what they call you in prison?" LOL I found out later that the funniest part was that his GF was, at THAT very moment, screwing his friend/neighbor in their apartment. Talk about a dambass!
ReplyDeleteIt's just a long winded way of saying "Always give up." He must be French.
ReplyDeleteImpressive, his mastery of the English language rival`s that of Jessie Jackson Jr. No wut am sayin dawg ?.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine has been doing tattoos for about fifteen years. His younger daughter wanted a quote from Marilyn Monroe - Madness Is Genius - tattooed on her outer forearm for her birthday. She was so stoned, though, that what she wrote down for him was Madness Is Greatness. He don't know from any MM quote so he tattooed exactly what she wrote on her arm. She was showing it off the next day, still stoned shitless, and someone pointed out that what she was saying wasn't what she had on her arm. Great big honking oopsie-fuckin'-do!
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