A puppy's peter is like a man's peter, when he runs, that sucker wiggles and bounces all over the place. So the pup was probably running in a straight line, but the leaky peter was flying around like a water wiggle. The really cool thing would have been if he'd accidentally written something cool with it like "Fuck Obama". Now THAT'S a trick.
He got caught taking a piddle on the carpet and somebody snatched him up and ran him outside. Or in to the bathroom or wherever there is tile. Just my guess.
Yeah, it was the voice of experience. I don't know if I could ever go through having a puppy again. I hate puppies. Right now I have a rescued half Akita half Malamute, that was about 2 when I got her. She still needs to be reminded she's not alpha once in awhile, but at least she's potty trained. And if I am late at work or whatever, gone longer than she can hold it, she pees in the shower. Easiest clean up ever.
A puppy's peter is like a man's peter, when he runs, that sucker wiggles and bounces all over the place. So the pup was probably running in a straight line, but the leaky peter was flying around like a water wiggle. The really cool thing would have been if he'd accidentally written something cool with it like "Fuck Obama". Now THAT'S a trick.
ReplyDeleteAn Ant.
ReplyDeleteDog's dicks don't dangle, dear.
ReplyDeleteSay that 5 times real fast.
I bet it's piss.
ReplyDeleteThe little asshole we're taking care of until he goes back to Camp Pendleton did that when he first got here and got exited.
Every fucking time he got exited....
They may not dangle but they aren't static either.
ReplyDeleteHe got caught taking a piddle on the carpet and somebody snatched him up and ran him outside. Or in to the bathroom or wherever there is tile. Just my guess.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the voice of experience there, Miss Sara.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI think he was trying to write, I need to go out dumbass.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was the voice of experience. I don't know if I could ever go through having a puppy again. I hate puppies. Right now I have a rescued half Akita half Malamute, that was about 2 when I got her. She still needs to be reminded she's not alpha once in awhile, but at least she's potty trained. And if I am late at work or whatever, gone longer than she can hold it, she pees in the shower. Easiest clean up ever.
ReplyDeleteKurt -
ReplyDeleteIf you "exited" me I'd piss all over your carpet, too, out of spite.