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Going by the motif, it's a birdcage. (Certainly looks like it's had a cockatoo in it...)
I like the parrot. Must be a Jimmy Buffet fan...
I'd like to "Toejam" more that my toe into that seductive wopper of a crevasse.I bet she could unfold those lips and use them to glide gently to the ground while B.A.S.E. jumping Had a girlfriend once named Lucy. She had labia so big they could be stretched across her thighs and then some.Geez, those things produced more cheese than the entire country of Switzerland.I was suckin on one once and I swear to God it got caught halfway my throat.
Now that's some toe!
I'd like to rub my pecker on that!
Holy shit Toejam! I bestow upon you the honor of being the most outrageously dirty fucker on the net! Bravo!
For fuck's sake, what the hell had sex with her that left her with camel toe so big or is that a genetic thing? Hell, I don't think I could please her even if I used my whole arm.
damn a worn out snapper
Geez, I cringe every time I scroll past this. It looks like it's trying to chew it's way out like a trapped animal.
Looks like two pancakes ready to suck down a (my)syrup jar.
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Going by the motif, it's a birdcage. (Certainly looks like it's had a cockatoo in it...)
ReplyDeleteI like the parrot. Must be a Jimmy Buffet fan...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to "Toejam" more that my toe into that seductive wopper of a crevasse.
ReplyDeleteI bet she could unfold those lips and use them to glide gently to the ground while B.A.S.E. jumping
Had a girlfriend once named Lucy. She had labia so big they could be stretched across her thighs and then some.
Geez, those things produced more cheese than the entire country of Switzerland.
I was suckin on one once and I swear to God it got caught halfway my throat.
Now that's some toe!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to rub my pecker on that!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit Toejam! I bestow upon you the honor of being the most outrageously dirty fucker on the net! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteFor fuck's sake, what the hell had sex with her that left her with camel toe so big or is that a genetic thing? Hell, I don't think I could please her even if I used my whole arm.
ReplyDeletedamn a worn out snapper
ReplyDeleteGeez, I cringe every time I scroll past this. It looks like it's trying to chew it's way out like a trapped animal.
ReplyDeleteLooks like two pancakes ready to suck down a (my)syrup jar.
ReplyDelete