I know that this kind of thing makes you guys nuts, but all I can think is she's going to have serious back, shoulder and neck damage. Bless her heart.
Wait a minute. What the fuck are you two doing commenting on tittie posts anyways? These aren't meant for you, goddammit. Go read your Cosmo or something. Leave us menfolk to our own devices. Sheesh.
Here ya go, boyz, now you won't have to read Cosmo this month:
-Also in the September issue: how a dude knows you're The One; the three hottest hairstyles right this moment; 75 naughty sex questions—answered by guys in 20 words or less; cool mind tricks that give you an edge; the six-minute workout that nixes arm jiggle; lustworthy fall fashion trends you need to know about; and much more!
Kind of like to know about the 75 naughty sex questions answered by guys in 20 words or less.....
Pretty sure the article about sex questions had to be written by a female. "20 words or less"?? Most real guys could answer any sex questions in one word, maybe three at tops.
Take it from me, Miss K and HWA - when you've got a disproportionately large package the surrounding muscles get a workout and improve to accommodate all the added weight. I expect tits work the same way. If not, I'm sure some guy (or GUYS) will be more than willing to help her hold all that additional weight.
"...when you've got a disproportionately large package the surrounding muscles get a workout and improve to accommodate all the added weight. I expect tits work the same way."
Erinyes, I'm very familiar with the way disproportionately large tits affect posture. Still waiting for examples of this phenomena in male anatomy. And I promise, when I find the unfortunate dude with a "DDD" size package, I'll gladly help him carry it. ;-)
That will be 50 bucks, Drive thru please.
ReplyDeleteSeriously this chick must have serious back problems, if not now, they're coming...
" Hell yeah ! ,you can get in sweetie but I don`t come cheap ! this is going to cost you more than 5 buck`s ".
ReplyDeleteI know that this kind of thing makes you guys nuts, but all I can think is she's going to have serious back, shoulder and neck damage. Bless her heart.
ReplyDeleteObjects in mirror...WHOA! Are real close! Hurry roll down the window and she can take my, um...order.
ReplyDeleteWiserangel and MissK - Yeah, we don't give a fuck.
ReplyDeleteOf course you don't give a fuck WC, are you the one with the big tits? :P"'
ReplyDeleteWiserangel : GMTA sweetie :-)
Oh, if only you men had the same problem with "equipment too big to manage comfortably without back pain" problems....
ReplyDeleteWait a minute.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are you two doing commenting on tittie posts anyways? These aren't meant for you, goddammit.
Go read your Cosmo or something. Leave us menfolk to our own devices. Sheesh.
Here ya go, boyz, now you won't have to read Cosmo this month:
ReplyDelete-Also in the September issue: how a dude knows you're The One; the three hottest hairstyles right this moment; 75 naughty sex questions—answered by guys in 20 words or less; cool mind tricks that give you an edge; the six-minute workout that nixes arm jiggle; lustworthy fall fashion trends you need to know about; and much more!
Kind of like to know about the 75 naughty sex questions answered by guys in 20 words or less.....
Keep it up and I'll ban you again.
ReplyDeleteWe don't need to be reading no sissified shit here.
One word for you Wirecutter... GRRRR!!!!
ReplyDeletePretty sure the article about sex questions had to be written by a female. "20 words or less"?? Most real guys could answer any sex questions in one word, maybe three at tops.
ReplyDelete20? Really? Amateurs.
Gotta have your priorities
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84
She doesn't have to worry about back pain, I will personally carry those puppies for her anywhere she wants to go.
ReplyDeleteFuck obama.
Back pain from standing. Solution? She should spend a lot more time on her back. Or on her front. Or on MY front.
ReplyDeleteTake it from me, Miss K and HWA - when you've got a disproportionately large package the surrounding muscles get a workout and improve to accommodate all the added weight. I expect tits work the same way. If not, I'm sure some guy (or GUYS) will be more than willing to help her hold all that additional weight.
ReplyDeleteThat's an interesting way to get your car windows polished...I want to see her do the windshield next.
ReplyDelete"...when you've got a disproportionately large package the surrounding muscles get a workout and improve to accommodate all the added weight. I expect tits work the same way."
ReplyDeleteErinyes,
I'm very familiar with the way disproportionately large tits affect posture. Still waiting for examples of this phenomena in male anatomy. And I promise, when I find the unfortunate dude with a "DDD" size package, I'll gladly help him carry it. ;-)