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My Gag reflex just caused me to lose my lunch, last weeks's Pepperoni pizza and 10 feet of my colon.I bet her bush has been Botoxed.Any volunteers to check it out and report back?
Have you even seen one of those dish sponges that has been used about 20 too many times? It's slimy and smelly and teeming with germs. And I'd be willing to bet it's still better than that.
not on a darenot for a pay checknot even with your dick.
Heh...'taint'....I see what you did there... heh
My God, at least Phssthpok's awake and on his toes this morning.I was afraid my humor was going to be unappreciated today.
yeah, i missed the taint joke.maybe its just me, but i never thought that madonnas crotch and cerebral humor went hand in hand.till now.thanks alot
Hey the news got it right for once.
"If you can find my keys, we'll drive out of here."
I wouldn't tap that with your dick. damn bitch go home! the rat
Man that is one nasty bitch, her stupid tittie shot was bad enough. Why in hell would we want to see her " one eyed sea monster " ( or smell it ?.)
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My Gag reflex just caused me to lose my lunch, last weeks's Pepperoni pizza and 10 feet of my colon.
ReplyDeleteI bet her bush has been Botoxed.
Any volunteers to check it out and report back?
Have you even seen one of those dish sponges that has been used about 20 too many times? It's slimy and smelly and teeming with germs. And I'd be willing to bet it's still better than that.
ReplyDeletenot on a dare
ReplyDeletenot for a pay check
not even with your dick.
Heh...'taint'....I see what you did there... heh
ReplyDeleteMy God, at least Phssthpok's awake and on his toes this morning.
ReplyDeleteI was afraid my humor was going to be unappreciated today.
yeah, i missed the taint joke.
ReplyDeletemaybe its just me, but i never thought that madonnas crotch and cerebral humor went hand in hand.
till now.
thanks alot
Hey the news got it right for once.
ReplyDelete"If you can find my keys, we'll drive out of here."
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't tap that with your dick. damn bitch go home! the rat
ReplyDeleteMan that is one nasty bitch, her stupid tittie shot was bad enough. Why in hell would we want to see her " one eyed sea monster " ( or smell it ?.)
ReplyDelete