A military judge in Texas ruled Thursday that Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the Army psychiatrist charged in the 2009 Ft. Hood shooting rampage, must be clean-shaven before his court martial, else he will be forcibly shaved.
Army regulations ban beards, but Hasan, 41, who is still receiving military pay and benefits, objected on religious grounds, arguing that as a Muslim it would be a sin for him to shave. He appealed to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces, which last week ruled that Hasan's appeal was premature because the military judge handling his case had not issued a definitive order. The court sent the case back to that judge.
Thanks to Julie III for the link and title.
This one has been going on for too long. They laugh at our system. It's time to play by their rules.
ReplyDelete"Ok, either your beard or your head comes off, you have 30 seconds to make a decision".
CHOP-we just made it for you!
Next!
I'd shave that motherfucker with a pair of vise grips. No, wait,....
ReplyDeleteI take that all back. I meant to say.... I'd shave that goatfucker with a pair of needlenose pliers. That way it'd take longer. No yanking of the pliers, you roll the beard around the pliers like you're eating spaghetti.
I was thinking give the razor to one of the survivors. What kind of dumbassery prevents US soldiers, trained with weapons, from carrying weapons on a US military base? He wouldn't have made it to a trial.
ReplyDeleteThe fucker has already admitted guilt. Fuck the beard. Try him and walk the son of a goat fucker out back and double tap him.
ReplyDeleteShave the fecker with a blowtorch- just like singeing a hog!
ReplyDeleteUse a chainsaw.
ReplyDeleteWith a rusty, pitted razor. Put a shitbird E-3 in charge of the detail, with another shitbird E-2 in charge of the blade. Then use Tobasco for his aftershave.
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It's a sin to shave, but murdering numerous people is A-OK?
ReplyDeleteWhy are we even dealing with these people?
Or liberals, for that matter?
A licensed barber? HA! I go to a barber and he uses a straight razor not clippers! Ever had your head along with your face and neck clean shaven with a straight razor? Well I can tell you the first time there is nothing like the sheer panic of, "Lord please don't make me sneeze" while that blade is coming at your neck. That being said, why the fucking clippers? I say break out the the straight blade, grab the strop and if the mother fucker moves whilst shaving his neck, then enjoy the wet work!
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How FUCKED UP ! is that ? , still receiving military pay and benefit's ?. Shave that sonofabitch !, 18 soldier's dead by his hand and this pansy government kissing HIS goddamn ass.Shave that bastard with a chainsaw !.
ReplyDeleteEasy solution, tell him he can have it back every night, he just has to remove it during the day during the trial, then cut that fucker off with an electric carving knife, skin and all of course, he's welcome to put it on after the days trial and remove it in the morning, problem solved.
ReplyDeleteSimple, geeze, why does the Army make things so hard?
How's about using pig shit for shaving cream?
ReplyDeleteApplied, of course, by having the oinker squat over the ass-maggot's face after having fed it on a mixture of live cockroaches, maggots, worms and 3 gallons of Castor Oil.
After that projectile pig shit you throw on 100 octane avgas and toss a match in his face.
No need for a razor.
Shave him with a dull knife made from as hsmbone.
ReplyDeleteSoak his face in milk and let Arnold the pig lick in dry.
ReplyDeleteIf there really are two kinds of Islam, "moderate" and "extreme" then this guy, who shot heaps of people while yelling out the takbir, is definitely an "extremist" and his religious beliefs can therefore be ignored.
ReplyDeleteOf course we all know that he's no "extremist" merely devout. In which case his religious beliefs can also be ignored.
Or they can be openly debated and discussed - let's see why Muslims go all "sudden jihad" and shoot people!
So which is it: Ignore his "religion" and shave that beard - or admit that Islam preaches death and destruction?
Either way's find with me. But let's get this show on the road, for goodness sake!