In Sweden, if I striped you naked, raped you with a broom handle, sliced off your nipples and fried them (beter than bacon) with mushrooms for breakfast, then polked your eyes out and skull-fucked you I wouldn't be a criminal because it's forbidden to be one.
Something was lost in translation there. I don't think it is forbidden by law to be a criminal in the US, but many acts are forbidden by law, and if you do them anyway and are caught you will have a court declare you to be a criminal and you will have to pay a fine or spend some time with others in similar situations and you will not be free to leave that place until the court that declared you a criminal says you can leave. Glad we cleared that up!
But apparently not criminally stupid...
ReplyDeleteOh, wow, that just made my ears bleed...
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou mean things that crime is illegal AND forbidden?
ReplyDeleteWow Sweden is a pretty scary place.
However it sounds as though it is impossible to be a criminal, so the cops have no reason to arrest now do they?
so in reality, crime is legal because it is forbidden by law, to be a criminal. Everyone in Sweden is unguilty and everything.
Hahahahahaha
Lady,
ReplyDeleteLet me see if I got this correct.
In Sweden, if I striped you naked, raped you with a broom handle, sliced off your nipples and fried them (beter than bacon) with mushrooms for breakfast, then polked your eyes out and skull-fucked you I wouldn't be a criminal because it's forbidden to be one.
OK, babes let's start with the strip part.
Something was lost in translation there. I don't think it is forbidden by law to be a criminal in the US, but many acts are forbidden by law, and if you do them anyway and are caught you will have a court declare you to be a criminal and you will have to pay a fine or spend some time with others in similar situations and you will not be free to leave that place until the court that declared you a criminal says you can leave.
ReplyDeleteGlad we cleared that up!