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Friday, October 05, 2012

Miss Lisa's birthday present

I couldn't afford to get her something new without cutting into my ammo budget so I had to go down and buy her this old fucking used table.
Oh well, maybe next year I can afford to go the Walmart or a gun shop for a real birthday present.



 
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  1. hiswiserangelOctober 5, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    That's gorgeous! And she obviously LOVES antiques....

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  2. wirecutterOctober 5, 2012 at 1:35 PM

    Start talking shit about my age and I'll ban you before dark, Wiserangel.
    Nice avitar.

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  3. wirecutterOctober 5, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    Wait, what's gorgeous? The used table or my KL branding iron?

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  4. hiswiserangelOctober 5, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    KL branding iron?! Kinky...

    The table is gorgeous, is that a marble top? And I didn't say a word about your age....

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  5. wirecutterOctober 5, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    And she obviously LOVES antiques....
    Uh-huh. I'm smarter than the average dog turd, ya know.

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  6. SarthurkOctober 5, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    Looks like you could stash a bunch of ammo in there! Good score!

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  7. hiswiserangelOctober 5, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    I can't help it if you're touchy about your age... I was just saying she likes old well-used things around the house. 0:-)

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  8. wirecutterOctober 5, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    Oh, you are really pushing it.

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  9. hiswiserangelOctober 5, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    I'm sorry, I'm done.
    Not fair picking on someone who's sick. At your age, a cold could be serious...

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  10. The 'old' lady...LisaOctober 5, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    I am so lucky HWA....I do love antiques...or really old things...yes baby that includes you...you are an oldie but a goodie...now lets talk more about the KL branding iron...or is it time for my next birthday spankin?....oh Ken honey.....; P

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  11. LisaOctober 5, 2012 at 3:05 PM

    or is it time to take your temp again? : P

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  12. wirecutterOctober 5, 2012 at 3:08 PM

    Enough out of you, Woman. Have you forgotten that I'm the King of this household?
    Well okay, CharlieGodammit is but I run a close second.

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  13. Glenn BOctober 5, 2012 at 4:04 PM

    Happy b'day to Miss Lisa.

    Tonight I am going out to get myself a nice b'day present.

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  14. SwampratOctober 5, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    I would bet good money you got a "Hint" she might like that. Smart guy, pickin up on them hints.
    That marriage just might last. :-)
    Cool lookin table too!!!

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  15. hiswiserangelOctober 5, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    I'm just really glad I didn't go with my original comment about old, hand-polished wood...

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  16. wirecutterOctober 5, 2012 at 4:56 PM

    God, I'm getting a fucking headache.....

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  17. hiswiserangelOctober 5, 2012 at 5:01 PM

    That old ploy only works for girls, wc... Miss Lisa ain't gonna care. ;-)

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  18. Devil TongOctober 5, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    Damn Wire, is CGD chewing on your leg too while all this abuse is being administered? I guess this is what we get for trying to do the right thing! In all sincerity, I would buy that in a heartbeat for my gal, good job Wire.

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  19. Diane, Anglesey, UKOctober 5, 2012 at 6:18 PM

    "Miss Lisa ain't gonna care. ;-)"

    As long as the old, hand-polished wood hasn't got woodworm..... :-)

    Ken, I'm glad I'm a few thousand miles away, I suspect you could still outrun my disability scooter!

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  20. LisaOctober 5, 2012 at 7:07 PM

    Glenn I appreciate your consideration...not everyman sees it that way....Please feel free to get something nice, and expensive! Now ladies, I am in charge of the wood polishin'...: p it's a tough job...hard to handle...but I got this. What a fun birthday..or I am just too damn easily entertained!

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  21. SaraOctober 5, 2012 at 7:33 PM

    Happy birthday Lisa!

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  22. StinkwillyOctober 5, 2012 at 8:11 PM

    Happy B/Day Lisa. WC, I saw one just like that on Antique Roadshow
    and they appraised that at......

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  23. angrymikeOctober 5, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    Hope it isn't a rectal thermometer.........hehe......;)

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  24. SkipOctober 5, 2012 at 9:10 PM

    Nice table!
    Not big enough for cleanin' guns though.
    Happy birthday Mrs. Lane.

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  25. Glenn BOctober 5, 2012 at 10:37 PM

    Lisa,

    Last year I was none too sure I would see my b'day, this year I am pretty happy about making another one even though I am edging further and futher from middle age and closer and closer toward old age. I figured I deserved something nice from myself for making it so far. I had a few hard ciders at the local pub.

    Do yourself a favor and get something nice for yourself, maybe something a you can snuggle up to. Something not as old as Ken, that is young and cuddly with a lot of life and that is feelings its youth and that can help keep you warm on a chilly autumn night.

    No, no, no Ken - put away the Bowie knife! You don't have to be thinking about cutting my nuts off, I was talking about a puppy not a young stud.

    Happy Birthday Miss Lisa. October 5 is a great day, isn't it!

    All the best,
    Glenn B

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  26. VernonOctober 6, 2012 at 6:36 AM

    HWR, you are sooooooo bad!

    VJ

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  27. MSgt BOctober 6, 2012 at 10:34 AM

    This comment thread should win a prize.

    Definitely the gun store next year, a little .38 snubby would fit nicely into one of those drawers.



    Keep posting nice pics like that and you're going to lose your redneck street cred, Wirecutter.

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  28. hiswiserangelOctober 6, 2012 at 11:27 AM

    Thank you Vernon.... I think. 0;-)

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  29. SierraCheryl IIIOctober 6, 2012 at 2:53 PM

    I think the table is lovely and a wonderful birthday present. Happy belated birthday, Mrs. Lane.

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  30. LisaOctober 6, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    Late to the party, but hope ya had a great birthday Lisa!
    That is a nice table, hell of a lot nicer than anything you could buy at Walmart.

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  31. timboOctober 6, 2012 at 5:56 PM

    Ah yes - real wood. Nice purchase.

    Happy B-Day to you too Glenn B

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  32. DebOctober 6, 2012 at 8:57 PM

    I'm staying out of the wood discussion. Plastic is much more durable and sanitary.

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  33. EverettOctober 7, 2012 at 4:45 AM

    Would you please put the vase in the MIDDLE of the damn table? I keep coming back to see if it moved yet!

    Happy b-day ma'am.

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  34. Walter ZoomieOctober 7, 2012 at 7:10 AM

    Damn.

    I bet you got 37 "decorative" pillows on your bed too.

    :(





    ;)

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  35. SOYLENT GREENOctober 7, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    Happy belated B-Day, Lisa.

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