Lisa had a couple things to pick up at the Walmart and it was jam packed so I dropped her at the door and was going to find a parking spot. When I found one and went in I spotted her, walked up and hollered "Lisa! Is that you? I haven't seen you in months, Girl. C'mere and give me a kiss!"
"I know" she says, giving me a hug and a big ol' sloppy kiss in the lips "How's the wife?"
"Good, good, gimme another kiss" I said while groping her ass.
The looks we got were absolutely fucking priceless.
I have done these public shock stunts. Always great fun.
ReplyDeleteOh, you crazy kids!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to loosen up onecet in while aint it.
ReplyDeleteLol! I do the same thing with Lisa when I see her too!
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence...
(I await my ass-beating.)
;)
Zoomie.....Shhhhh...our secret...LOL Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteI just yell "FIFTY DOLLARS?"
ReplyDeleteThe fuckin' elbow is a deadly thing.
Lisa sounds like a keeper
ReplyDeleteYou know, I can't wait to get to Walmart with Irish Woman now. mwahahaha
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