Sadly, I can guess. It was probably surgically removed from a rectum. The ER sees this often, when an item is inserted that doesn't have a suitable flange at the base to prevent it from going all the way in.
For some items, once they're in, they are reluctant to come out.
And that's still more than you wanted to know, I bet.
Oh gross, that's just wrong on so many levels...
ReplyDeleteQ: What's the difference between a New York Yankees fan and a Dildo?
ReplyDeleteA: A New York Yankees fan is a real dick!
DbD. Death Certificate term. Don't believe? Look it up, dick. I mean, MsgtB...
ReplyDeleteYa know, Ken? Damn.
ReplyDeleteNow that`s disturbing.
ReplyDeleteThats some sick fucking shit!
ReplyDeleteNeed some eye bleach.
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This just came to me , That might be what caused Hitlery to fall down the other day !.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I can guess. It was probably surgically removed from a rectum. The ER sees this often, when an item is inserted that doesn't have a suitable flange at the base to prevent it from going all the way in.
ReplyDeleteFor some items, once they're in, they are reluctant to come out.
And that's still more than you wanted to know, I bet.
Sweet mother of God, Kenny!That ruined my entire fucking day.
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